driving at 90miles per hour

it's hard to know what's coming



i really wasn't joking about rabbit. it's the funniest channel ever.

where to start where to start

ok ok ok


so we went to ingleton falls and stayed in a campsite right next to the river. pretty cool. but when we actually went to sleep it wasn't cool because it was freezing and i had to sleep across the campervan front seats :( booo. but thats all okay because my mums looking for a new bay campervan, so we can all fit in without ending up half paralysed in the morning. this is nice news, as a bay > type 25. i bet i sound like such a geek but i dont even care. in case you're not as avid a fan as i am ;), a bay is like the green one in these pictures, and a type 25 is the blue one that you can just about see. VW = <3.



so we went to the nearest of the two pubs in the whole village, and it became apparant that they were all still living in the 70s. i borrowed some electric and charged my laptop, and everyone played games of pool for 30p. the highlight has to have been the best man ever 'Glen' who was clearly on some form of acid, and proceeded to set his pubes on fire. i think incest had played a large part in his upbringing.



in other news, my mum and dad are so funny.



















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today i wasted a day doing absolutely nothing. well, it wasnt wasted; i watched jeremy kyle and ate some pasta, and gained an ever moreso hatred for the bingo adverts that come on after every commercial break during JK. i also had an hour long shower, which i later realised could have saved several children with no water in Africa, but ah well. at least i know im super clean.

ermmm
i cant stop listening to white rabbits and marmaduke duke. theres something. oh and rogan made contact with the world from his holiday up a mountain somewhere. that was something also.

now im going to continue to wait for the leeds lineup announcement, after being let down at 7pm by NME :( booo

Girl! Youre making me scream!